Why I am meant to be a wealthy woman.

6:00 AM

I'm always joking with my husband that I'd make a really good rich person. So I put together this list to plead my case.

1. I'm attracted to shiny and expensive things without knowing they are expensive. I'll see a cute little car driving down the road and find out later it retails for $50,000.


2. Gold brings out my eyes and compliments my skin tone. Just think at how I could beatify the world just by accenting with a little bit of gold.

3. Most people think that I'm a big snob when they first meet me(The truth is I'm very shy and frightened of doing or saying something really stupid). But I think I can pull this off..

4. If I had the money I could shop all day, everyday. It would happily replace my cardio workout. I even love helping other people shop. (I call this photo, my inner shopping bliss)

5. I could sleep until noon. Or at least Id like to think I could. I have yet to accomplish this feat since I've had children. Do Nannies come to work at 7am just to keep the kids quiet and busy until mommy is ready to face the world?


But the truth is I'm this woman...

A penny pinching bleeding heart, down to earth worry wart, and a fun loving house wife with a wandering eye for glits and glamor.

So if you would like to donate toward the making Julia rich foundation... 100% of the proceeds will go directly to a needy shopping allowance.
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13 comments

  1. Love it! So, if you figure out how to be rich, let me know! I would love to escape out from under all the bills in life and not have to worry about the unnecessary stuff!!!

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  2. So true and so cleverly expressed. I like your blog and will link it on my blog's bloglist! Thanks for your comment on the recipe I posted. I will say that my daughter is not a fan of hot sauce and said she thinks she would like it better made with all barbeque sauce.

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  3. It's not all that it is cracked up to be. The nanny calls in sick, you smudge a nail just after having them done and the chef uses to much salt.

    Ya, like I would know..... NOT....Like you I am the last photo in the post but I wouldnt' want it any other way.... You saw right through that one didn't ya?

    A maid...that's all I ask for.

    Great post!

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  4. LOL....we must be twins, separated at birth. Okay...maybe not...but we sure think alike
    :-)

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  5. I am meant to be rich too so if your readers want to donate to my fund, that would be fantastic.

    Happy SITS day.

    LisaDay

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  6. Hmmm..., this sounds familiar. I think maybe I was born to be rich too.

    Happy SITS Day! Enjoy the comment love today.

    Hanneke

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  7. You need a live-in Nanny who gets up at the crack of dawn with the kiddies!! I think you'd make an admirable rich woman! Happy, happy SITS day!

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  8. Cleverly done! I, too, have richer tastes than my budget can support.

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  9. Love it! I'm right there with you! Thanks for sharing your blog today. I'm off to check out more of it!

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  10. I'm with ya! I love the pics you used, especially the kitten!

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  11. Sounds like you would make a great rich woman! I enjoyed the pics you included, they were funny and the little girl with the shopping bags was too sweet! I am stopping by from SITS to congratulate you on your feature day by the way. I am a little late on this, but better late than never right? :)

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