You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ...

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I have two boys a husband and no girls. My life is filled with mud puddles and sword fights so this if for those who have boys and to those who are glad they don't...

 You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ...

1.  A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.  If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.  A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.  If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.  You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.  The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.  When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.  Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.  A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

A friend emailed this to me and I just had to share it with you all. I hope you had as big of a laugh as I did. 
-Author unknown 

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  1. Having 3 little boys and no girls- I get it! LOL

  2. I'm the same way 2 boys and the hubby. I had a friends daughter come and stay this summer a few days so I could have a conversation that didn't involve "guy" stuff! lol.. Thanks for the laugh first thing this morning! :)

  3. Every mom of boys should read this lol I loved it

  4. I have four little guys so I can relate to this post! PS: I downloaded a couple of your kits. Fantastic. Feel free to check out the ones I have on my site, they tend to be boyish too.

  5. I have seen similar list but never the one about Jello! Too funny!

  6. HAHAHAHAH, oh my gosh, this is so funny!!! I would never know since my house is one big estrogen-fest!

  7. I love it! I have 2 sons, they are out on their own now. I can relate, ahh, the good old days. I remember my son Timmy put a grilled cheese sandwich in the VCR. We had to go buy another one. HA!

  8. OMGosh! that was a funny one!! And believe me,you don't have to have a boy so part of the list came to life...I have a 3 yr. princess that doing to us half of the things listed lolol

  9. I would like to exchange links with your site
    Is this possible?


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