Kid Shows That Make Me Go... "What The..."

6:03 AM



It kinda goes down like this... Kids Fed? Check. House Clean? Ummm... good enough. Happy hubby... he'll live. Now its time for a little bloggy time! Put some wholesome nick jr cartoons on for the four and five year old (sponge bob is not good for young children... it make them creepy). And plop down at the table for some laptop face time. Then... slowly your train of thought is penetrated by disturbing child like images in your peripheral vision or alarming background sounds coming to the forefront completely disrupting the task at hand. As my attention focuses on the intruding spectacle displayed on the television before my impressionable young children the power of articulations leaves me and I am left with the words... "What the..." hanging from my mouth.

The Culprits:
Leslie Hall on Yo Gabba Gabba- My thoughts: "Is this making my kid permanently dance defective?


Max and Ruby -My Thought: "This little brat of a bunny makes my peace loving self want to legalize capitol punishment on small, bratty, cartoon bunnies. Plus I think its giving my kids more ideas on how they can terrorize our home.
He never listens to his big sister, has no regard for anyone but himself and ... Where are thier parents?

Lastly:
Wow Wow Wubbzy... because not only is the title of the show completely obnoxious to say, read, or type up in itself but the theme song some how beats out title in the loathsome category. What plagues me more than that with discontent is the fact that somehow my brain, to my horror, has memorized every word of that odious theme song.

Now you can have the pleasure...


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What shows leave you with the words " What the..." hanging from your mouth?

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7 comments

  1. I scratch my head at Yo Gabba Gabba as well but it is the only thing that occupie my 2yo and gives me enough time to actually make dinner. So therefore, I love it, I even dedicated an entire post to it. I agree 100% with you on Max and Ruby. Max is a delinquent and we stopped watching it when my son, who at the time was 3 and could talk in complete sentences started using one word responses like Max does. That was the end of that!

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  2. Ummm yeah, Yo Gabba, Wow Wubzy, we don't do those in this house! LOL. With my older step daughter it was Tele Tubbies and Barney that gave me the "what the" face. Now I've learned NOT to even get my kids started on shows like that. yup I'm smart!!! LOL

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  3. I hate Max and Ruby! What is absolute insanity for me is The Wonderpets... ugh! "Whe Wonderwets will waved whe way!!" LAME - this is probably why there are many kids with speech issues...

    And, do not get me started on Spongebob...

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  5. HAHAHA, seriously! WHERE are the parents in Max and Ruby!?!?! I totally never got that either! Now sponge bob---there's quality entertainment of nastiness and crudities!

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  6. We love Max and Ruby because Ruby shows PATIENCE! LOL

    I loaaaaathe Yo Gabba Gabba!

    And...the doodle bops! NEVER EVER will we watch that

    My middle kiddo liked Jay Jay the Jet Plane and those faces always gave me the creeps

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  7. We love Max and Ruby because Ruby shows PATIENCE! LOL

    I loaaaaathe Yo Gabba Gabba!

    And...the doodle bops! NEVER EVER will we watch that

    My middle kiddo liked Jay Jay the Jet Plane and those faces always gave me the creeps

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