Kids Can Say The Darndest Things

2:16 AM



  • JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'



  • MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
  • STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
  • DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
  • CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
  • TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
  • James (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
  • The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...This particular Sunday sermon....'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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14 comments

  1. Hehehehe these made me giggle, nice for a tuesday morning!
    Popped over from SITS, have a great day :) x

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  2. I am cracking up from this post!!

    I stopped by from SITS!

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  3. He he....butt dust:) Those are all great.

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  4. funny stuff! little kids can always come up with really clever things

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  5. Love the but dust commet.
    Have a great day.

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  6. so cool that your kids will also be Thing 1 & 2 next year...
    we received sooooo many compliments! and some little kids really thought my guys were the real Thing 1 & 2

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  7. I laughed at the "butt dust" comment. I'm 20 and still say the wrong thing at the wrong time.

    MeCassieMarie.blogspot.com

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  8. Cute blog! I'm coming over from SITS. I like the one about hot and cold milk...

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  9. What a great sense of humor you have !!!!!

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  10. Those are really funny. Kids do say the funniest things. Thanks for the laughter. Have a wonderful day.

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  11. Children are so funny and often true :)
    My son likes to sleep in my bed sometimes, I wonder how the wife will fit in someday too :))

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  12. Those are some of the funniest things Ive ever read.

    My 4 yo today made his own rap song. and part of his lyrics were "Just look at my face, come on girl - give me some space" ....

    ...ummm where do they come up with these things???

    PS- thanks for visiting my Sugar On Top blog, I apologize I did not see your comment til today.

    Feel free to pass by that blog or my main blog www.complicatedmama.com any time! :)

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  13. These are great!

    ...stopping by from SITS...

    Steph @ Stick It in the Fridge

    pleasestickitinthefridge.blogspot.com

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