My Five Reasons Why I Shop Online For The Holidays2:16 AM
1.Options. It's Clothing Optional, Shampooed hair Optional, and most importantly public parenting skills Optional.
2. Less likely to incur or inflict bodily harm to self and/or children. Have you ever seen a mom reading her shopping list while trying to stop her kids from fighting, screaming, and or breaking things she’ll never be able to afford? Its not pretty!
3.Less prep to get to store. No need for keys, diaper bag, treats to bribe your kids with, change of kids clothing in case they pee their pants, dressing your kids in proper seasonal clothing so other mommy’s don’t shake their heads at you in passing, purse filled with anything-that-can-happen-will-happen supplies, and or finding a baby sitter so you can spend the afternoon worrying and missing your kids.
4. Parking. I don’t even know if we should get me started on this one. Okay, so my husband and I have basically agreed that I pretty much have adult ADD. So remembering where I parked the car is always an adventure for me, and not one Id like to go on often. This is one of those things that I just know someone upstairs is getting a big kick out of watching me go through. This alone tells that heavenly father does have a sense of humor.
5. Search Box Vs, Store Assistants. Hmmm…