Who has a normal family? I dont!5:43 AM
2. I only ever deep clean my house when rare company is visiting. So call ahead if you don't want to tread in Cheerios and toy trucks.
3. Some times my husband and I sit down to a romantic evening and play Halo... yes, the video game. (hey we're in our twenties, it can't be that weird, right?)
4. My husband doesn't eat any fruit and vegetables(we are aware that this is not good). So at the dinner table when my kids asks where is daddy's vegetables we always tell them that daddy already ate them all because the are so tasty!
5.It is commonly heard throughout the house by my three and four year old the following phrases: "I'm so frustrated" and "Your so annoying"