Great Truths About LIfe That Little Children Have Learned

11:12 AM

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  • When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
  • Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
  • School lunches stick to the wall.
  • You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  • The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.

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2 comments

  1. I will let our son know about the baptizing cat truth..SO funny.

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  2. That is soo funny, esopecially the cat baptism:)
    Thanks for visiting my blog, your blog is so cute!!

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